You know what they say, vanlife ain’t for the faint of heart. It takes a lot of guts to up and leave your comfortable life behind to live on the open road. And it’s not always rainbows and butterflies – there are some seriously scary things about vanlife that can send even the most experienced adventurer running for the hills. Here are 15 of the scariest things about vanlife, so you know what you’re getting into before you take the plunge.
- You might be constantly living in unbelievably close quarters with your partner
- There’s no such thing as privacy
- You have to be okay with getting dirty
- You never know when something is going to break down
- You’re constantly afraid of your van being broken into
- You have to be careful about where you park overnight
- The weather can be a huge factor in how comfortable you are
- Getting ‘The knock’
- MOT time
- Losing your van keys
- Noises in the night
- Getting used to sleeping just about anywhere
- Van insurance claims
- Dodgy gas/electric
- Scary mountain roads
Happy reading…if you dare!
1. You might be constantly living in unbelievably close quarters with your partner
Vanlife is definitely not for the uncommitted – you need to be committed to the lifestyle, and to being your best selves for one another if you are vanlife-ing as a couple. Living in incredibly close quarters with your partner and all your home belongings can be an experience like no other, but it might also present itself with many unexpected challenges and tensions. It can be make or break for couples.
Before you embark on vanlife together be sure not to romanticize life on the road. Think about how you work through stressful situations together and work on this now because, on the road, the magnitude of these situations is 10x. There’s nothing quite as terrifying as the silent treatment when you’re navigating your way across challenging terrain. Learning how to manage important conversations while minimizing potentially awkward clashes between vanmate lovers can require a whole lot of patience and communication, but the end result is worth the effort. What could possibly be more liberating than living your vanlife dreams together on the open road?
2. There's no such thing as privacy in vanlife
The reality of living in a van can be liberating, but also comes with its own set of challenges. Privacy is one aspect that quickly becomes an issue. With no walls or defined space, there’s really no line drawn if you’re living vanlife as a family or couple – there’s nowhere to hide!
When you become part of the ever-growing ‘vanlife’ community, the level of intrusion for anyone who wants to peep into your life through open windows or doorways is also pretty high. While this could easily be seen as a practical hazard, it’s also a reminder that what we put out there is just that: out there. We must always remain conscious and vigilant while sharing the stories of our journey on social media platforms and avoid compromising personal safety and information along the way. Most vanlifers will only post a spot after they leave it, or if they’re part of a community that has their back.
3. You have to be okay with getting dirty
Being a vanlifer definitely comes with an adjustment period. It doesn’t matter whether you have a shower on-board (pop-up, outdoor, or fixed), you still need to find ways to keep the water topped up, which isn’t so easy when you’re wild. Gone are long and luxurious showers, instead say ‘hello’ to short and sharp! Otherwise, you have to learn how to be okay with feeling a bit dirty and make gym showers or freshwater dips part of your routine! It’s all part of the territory, and it can really add some character to your lifestyle. Granted, it’s not always glamorous, but there are awesome experiences that come out of embracing the messier side of vanlife that make it worth it.
4. You never know when something is going to break down
Living vanlife can be one of the most unpredictable lifestyles out there. You just never know when something is going to break down – that van you thought would get you through your cross-country roadtrip may breakdown in the middle of nowhere, or that stove you bought off Craigslist might stop working with no warning. It’s a sure way to learn spontaneity and acceptance of what life throws at us – it also doesn’t hurt to have some handy skills stored up in case something goes wrong while you’re on the road!
5. You have to be careful about where you park overnight - select your neighbourhood
As a vanlifer, you have to be careful about where you park overnight. If you’re in a built-up area, look for somewhere either out of sight or with security cameras; a public carpark (Walmart, etc) can be your best bet if in the US. Consider which neighborhoods are considered safe, and when in doubt, pick somewhere with an active network of other nomads like yourself to help keep an eye on things – those environments often tend to be more supportive. Ultimately, it’s all about finding the right balance between lurk and luxe.
6. You're constantly afraid of your van being broken into
Living on vanlife has its ups and downs, but one of the biggest downsides is constantly feeling that your van might be broken into – either when you’re in it, or when you leave it parked up someplace.
The essence of vanlife is that you’re on the road, staying in places you’re unfamiliar with, and your van is a valuable asset. Let’s face it, someone could break into a house and steal some things, but they couldn’t actually steal your whole house….with vanlife that doesn’t apply. Anything could happen and vanlifers will tell you that every time they drive somewhere new, leave their van while running errands or go to sleep they can’t help but worry about whether their van will get robbed.
It happens. And you can’t live your life in fear. To help assuage anxieties, you can take steps like using a steering wheel lock, pedal box, and a GPS tracker so that even if somebody does gain access, you still have some defense against it. Add deadlocks, door sensors, and motion cameras, too. Van security is constantly improving, but it’s not always possible to completely prevent theft. It is possible, however, to seriously reduce the chances of it happening to you.
7. The weather can be a huge factor in how comfortable you are
While living life on the open road in a campervan can be incredibly exciting, it can also be a bit daunting – especially if you’re used to having all of the comforts of home. The unpredictable weather can make things even more challenging, as powerful rainstorms or extreme heat can make your journey uncomfortable and difficult to manage. But with careful planning and preparation, adjusting to different climates should become easier over time and you will soon learn how to best deal with whatever Mother Nature throws your way!
8. Getting 'The knock'
Getting ‘the knock’ is a phrase that vanlifers use to describe the feeling of having someone approach them while they are parked and camping in their van. It can be quite daunting, especially when you are in an unfamiliar place and don’t know who is knocking on your door or what their intentions might be. It’s important to remain vigilant and trust your instincts, but also remember that most people mean well and just want to say hi or check if you’re ok. Vanlifer @messygenius jokes that she would like a sticker that simply reads “The answer’s no” as it would be a coverall for all unwelcome/uncomfortable questions from strangers e.g. “Are you staying here?”, “Do you live in your van?”, “Are you dogging?” (UK readers will know what this means!), and “Are you alone?”. Getting ‘the knock’ can be one of the most disconcerting aspects of vanlife, but if you’re parked considerately, it’s rare! Privacy glass is a winner here, as is having access from the back of your van to the cab – just in case you want to make moves without having to go outside.
9. MOT time
As a vanlifer in the UK, you need to get your motorhome passed an MOT test every year. This is a safety check that makes sure all vehicles are roadworthy and fit for use. In the US, this is known as an annual vehicle inspection, while in most EU countries it is referred to as a periodic technical inspection (PTI). Getting your van ready for its MOT can be stressful and worrying – after all, you’re handing your home over for the day and have no idea what news might come back or how much any repairs might cost. If your vehicle fails then suddenly all of your travel plans could be put on hold!
10. Losing your van keys
Losing your van keys is a nightmare situation for any vanlifer, especially if you’re solo and in an unfamiliar or remote place. Not only is it inconvenient, but it can also be costly – depending on where you are, replacing them could cost hundreds of dollars. That’s why it’s important to keep a spare set with a friend or family member who can post them out to you if needed, and also consider hiding a set in a lock box beneath your van for those times when you cannot find your main keys. It might not be glamorous to have to roll around in mud to reach beneath your van for the lock box, but it could prevent much bigger costs and a lot of stress down the line!
11. Random noises in the night
Random noises in the night can be a frightening experience for any vanlifer but especially if you’re on your own. Whether it’s an animal, a person, or something as simple as foliage falling onto your van, it can be difficult to assess and makes sleeping in your vehicle more intimidating than usual. In times like these, it’s important to have an escape plan in mind and know where you could go if needed – especially if you’re somewhere unfamiliar or off the beaten track. Having that security and peace of mind will mean better sleep and more enjoyable travels! That said, most vanlifers are amazed by how much sharper their senses become sleeping in the wild; you’ll get used to it and will be able to sleep soundly in time.
12. Getting used to sleeping just about anywhere
For many new vanlifers, the thought of sleeping just about anywhere can be intimidating at first. Campgrounds are a great way to start out if you need more security and don’t feel ready to bed down in a remote spot yet. But after some practice, getting used to resting your head anywhere – from high mountain passes, rocky coasts, or windy deserts – is an incredible feeling of liberation that few people get to experience. And after a long day’s driving with no end in sight, being able to stop for the night wherever you want will become one of life’s greatest comforts!
13. Van insurance claims
Argh. We probably don’t need to explain this, but taking out insurance for your roving home and making sure everything is covered, and that your cover actually covers you for your nomadic lifestyle… is a minefield. As for making a claim, that’s up there as one of the most terrifying/stressful experiences – bound to make any vanlifer’s blood run cold!
When searching for the best insurance companies for your campervan, it’s important to look at not only coverage and costs, but also customer service and their level of understanding of what it means to be living in a van full-time. Many insurers have specific plans tailored to vanlifers, so make sure to research your options and get quotes from multiple companies before making a final decision. Ultimately, finding an insurance provider that is reliable, affordable, and has a great reputation will mean peace of mind when you’re out on the open road.
14. Dodgy gas/electric
Dodgy gas and electric connections can be a major safety concern. Faulty wiring and leaky gas systems are a serious fire hazard, not to mention the potential for carbon monoxide poisoning and even explosions. When purchasing a van, it’s important to look closely at all of its electrical and gas systems to ensure they are safe and up to code – if necessary, hire an expert such as a qualified plumber or electrician to inspect them before committing. Regular checks should also be conducted once you’re living in your van to make sure everything is running safely and efficiently. If you’re buying a new campervan, pro van builder Evan Tice from Appalachian Vans has some top advice: “I have done many consultations with folks buying vans. I believe you can learn everything you need to know about a van by investigating the electrical system first!” One look at the electrics will tell you a lot about the quality and attention to detail behind the build.
15. Scary mountain roads
You’ve navigated the pitfalls of insurance, you’ve not had your van stolen, the keys are safe, your van is roadworthy, you’re freshly showered, you’ve had a good night’s sleep, you’re not at each other’s throats, and you’re finally ready to hit the road… let the fun begin! But the fear isn’t over yet! Driving your beloved van on winding mountain roads with sheer drops can be a thrilling yet terrifying experience. The sheer drops and sharp turns can give you goosebumps as you navigate tricky terrain, but it also provides an unforgettable rush of adrenaline that makes you feel truly alive. These adventures are part of what vanlife is all about – braving the unknown and embracing the freedom that comes with it. It’s an unforgettable journey full of discovery and excitement.
Feel the fear and do it anyway...
So there you have it, the 15 scariest things about vanlife. But don’t let that put you off! Yes, vanlife can be scary at times, but it’s also one of the most rewarding experiences you can have. If you’re thinking about taking the plunge, don’t let fear rule you – get out there and search our sales to find your perfect van. Who knows, this time next year you could be one of us, living life on the open road…
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